Hot Onions

By Anonymous -
As I was tucking Lizzie in bed tonight, she said that in Reading group today it smelled like hot onions. I asked her why and she said "because someone had gas and it smelled like hot onions". Can anyone tell me what that might smell like??? I can't even begin to imagine...

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Anonymous said…
I luh-huv that you posted this (rhetorical? - never on a blog) question on this, the FOOD blog. Of course you did. funny and yukky all at the same time.
On a related note - I remember having the realization 'round about 7th grade that the onions on our school fundraiser subs smelled like boys' armpits. Or is it the other way around?
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